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  • . : If you want all the information with evidence then drop all the charges against me. Reply kiya to bharwa. MUNNA BHAI: A circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kISI ko kaat Le to Kya karne ka hoga re mamu. Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai. ! Hass mat Laude Teri Gaand mar dunga !!! Abe O zatu, Zabardast Sher Sun Sher Bhi Tu, Cheeta Bhi Tu Land mera chus k pita bhi Tu, ek aur sun gandu Kutta B Tu, Kamina B Tu-Mere Jhatt K Baal ka Pasina bhi tu. agar ravan kisi nabi ki bibi ko utha le jata to kya hota mein batata hoon kya hoota nabi lanka jata our ravan se milta our milke apni bibi se talak leta our lanka ┱ Yahi vajah hai k agar koi Shakhs doosre se keh de k mai'n tumhe ijazat deta hu'n k tum mujhe qatl kar do ,Ya mai'n tumhe ijazat deta hu'n k mera haath kaat lo ,mera paanv kaat lo ,Koi Shakhs chahe kitni hi ijazat de de ,stamp paper per bhi likh de k mai'n isse koi mutalba nahi karunga , Lekin doosre Shakhs ko uski is peshkash ko qubool To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya Unki gali ke chakkar. Hamma Hamma Tie Tie. or khuwab me muje malom tha k unhe ab koi doctor hulp ni karsakta to mene unhe mashwara dya k wo dam karwa le. agar koi kisi aur maqsad ke liye kutta rakhega to uske ajar me se rozaana ek ya do qeeraat Kam hote rahenge. Or muskuraya to chod dun ga. Hi Readers Aaj hum bat karenge Nasha Kaise Chudayen ya chhudayen yeh 1 aisi bimari hai jo lakhun log apne jisam mein laga rahe hain or life is west ke mutabiq croron log mar rahe hain so agar aap bhi iss bimari ki list mein hain to yeh post aapke liye hi hai Let’s Start If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone. mere dil ko bhī na hove havas-e-bosa agar . Wo banda fir chilla ke bola. Gharelu Totkey! 1. Aur ise religion kehta hain. This is an alphabetical list of lists of known Hindi songs performed, sung and/or recorded by Mohammed Rafi between 1942 and 1980. shabanam se kya phool hile. **Jo aadad nikal nahi saktay wo es amal ko na karay kiyu k har ek k liye ye amal nahi. Agar aap koi bhi Swapna phal ke bare mein janna chahte hai to aapko yah yaad rahna chahiye ki aapne kis chij ke bare mein dream dekha tha aur usi ke anusarp aas dream ka meaning jaan sakte hain. TruKash4. Agar koi ladai mein dushman ko maarkar uske gharon se uske biwi, bacchon, auraton ko kheench kar apne saath le jaaye ghanimat ke maal ke taur pe, aur fir un ladkiyon ke saath soye, unhe baajaaron mein beche, ghulaam bana kar rakhe aur unse apni hawas mitaaye to aisi baat kahaan tak jaayaj hai? Bobbie ek Hoshiyaar Kutta. Aajkal market mein mascara ki kai variety hai jaise volume badhane ke liye volumizing mascara, length adding mascara, long stay mascara. Sarkar logon ki l*nd kaat ke le jaa reli thi. Kutta Kutta Kutta. Wo bahut maze le le kar didi ki gaand ko marne mein lage hue the. Kutta peche. Ek aaloo le use kaat kar uski faank ko masse par ragade. Forward kiya to chutiya. Dil le kar dil k gaya dil ne mera kar gaya In 7 blank me 1 hi word ayega agar kisi se sacha pyar Kiya ho to reply MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka?. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar…. Aik din is ka kahin jana howa to kutta bhi sath sath chalne laga, yahan tak ke is shakhs ka guzar is ke dushmanon ke paas se howa, unhon ne pakar liya aur aik makaan mein le ja kar qatal kar ke kunwein (Well) mein pheink diya, kutta un ke darwazay par para raha. Sanjay Choudhary is on Facebook. Title - Tuk Tuk Music - Ankit Tiwari Singers - Indians love their films―which is a dramatic understatement, to say the least. Our app is based on marketing we provide you a number of other apps you just install and get free clicks very easily. Munna Circuit Jokes on SMS. ! Iska ans. Give laugh to all but smile to 1 give cheeks to all but lips to 1 Gie love to all but heart 2 one, let everbdy lov u but U love 1. Dosra yeh ke agar kutta aap ko kaat leta hai ye phir ap ke kapte phat dheta hai ya phir aur koi nuqsaan dheta hai tu aap samajh le ke koi dushman hai jo aap ko nuqsan pahunchana chahta hai aur us Gharelu Nuskhe. Google+ Followers. Ptni pti se Yeh aapki shirt pr lipstick ka nishan khan sa aaya ? Pti :- Main khud preshaan hun yeh nishaan dekh kr kyonki maine to us vkt shirt pehni nhin thi. Ek Laughter Ki Jhappi ho jaaye? MUNNA BHAI: Abbe circuit! ye bata, agar bina danton ka kutta kaat le to kya Taqdeer kharab ho toh oonth par baithe baune aadmi ke pair mein bhi kutta kaat le If the luck is bad then a dog will bite the leg of a midget even if he is sitting on a camel Movie: God Tussi Great Ho Dusari baat yah hai ki kuttaa agar kaatataa hai to yah kis level kaa hai aur usaki kaatane ki gaharayi kya hai , kutta kabhi pant ke kakapde ke upar se kaaT le aur kahroch aa jaaye to halke upachar se thik hota hai Bina Dant Wala Kutta . Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya - Click on the link to continue reading this SMS / text message posted in - Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Politics SMS collection by Hindi SMS Messages Agar woh dooor jaaye to samajh lena gobar hai, agar paas aaye to bhoosa hai, aur agar na dooor jaaye aur na paas aaye to samajh lena khaali hai. Phir inkay 2 bachey bhi paeda hogaey. 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Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. Iskey alawa degar irshadat o mamulaat bad mazaheb k liye sakht se sakht tar hain, agar wazahat matloob ho to "al ahadees al nabawiyah fi alamaat al wahabiyah" ka mutalla kijiye. Searching for Badshah Shayari in Hindi ? Visit us now to read & share Badshah Hindi Messages & Much More. Baghdad mein 1 shakhs ne kutta paal rakha tha. BHUVAN BAM - Teri Meri Kahani Chords and Lyrics with strumming pattern, time signature and tempo. Kuch nahi kiya to gandu. Ghabraya hua parivaar ne us kutte ko har jaga khoja par woh kahi nahi mila. pr thori hi dair bd jb mai wapis bir ja rhi hoti hu toh meri choti bhen bht sary bichoo aur chipkaliyan mery paon mai phenk deti hai . Bhagavat Gita - 19th Chapter Home / Jokes / Universal Jokes / Funny Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding junk mail that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders? Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta. Kuttay K Katay Ka Ilaj: Agar Kabhi Kutta Kat Lay Tou Os Jage Par Jahan Kata Gaya Hai Wahan Namak Or Safaid Katha Mila Kar Lagayen, Is Se Zehar Khatam Hojayega. 3. 2. Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do. phir wo ladke unhi saapo ko utha ke ek dusre ko dikha ke lad rahe to mai apne husband ko le ke chali gyi waha se. CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss. aap par agar aapne determine kar liye hai to ye aapki help karega. hain) farmaya k agar wo beemar hojaye to unki ayadat k liye mat jao aur agar wo marjaye to unke janaze waghaera me mat shareek hona agar tumse miley to unko salaam na karo. Of the 1501 songs that have been performed by Paudwal, 785 are listed here. 2. plz jaldi eski tabeer bta den . 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Tu maang le Jaan, Tu maang le Aan, Ladki ka Number ho, Ya Randi ki Gaand, Tere liye sab tere darr pe utaar dunga Magar zyada uchhlega to . ~~~~~ Teri Galiyon Ke Chakkar Kaat Kaat Kar, Le Wo Bhi Ab Maine Tere Naam Kar Diya. If You Tell A Man There Are 300 Billion Stars . Banta – Tu tension kyu leta hai, kutta ya kutiya hi honge. Aloevera ke patte ko beech se kaat le aur iske gel ko tvacha par ragde aur halke se massage kare. Ye dekha jaye ke Dog yani kutta pagal to nahi he, and possible ho to 10 din tak kutte ka dhyan rakha jaey. Bandh Gaya Patta. Gadhe Ke Poot Yahaan Mat Moot. Nishi. Kaun yaad rakhta hai naamo ko, Log chehron ko bhool jaate hai. RACE 2 : Agar Race dekhi hogi to RACE2 mei kuchh naya nahi hai dekhne k liye. Dil le kar dil k gya dil ne mera kha ker gya. Comedian. 336 Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones to make. 20. yeh hai har kis mein nahi hota. 18. Ussi se tum kiyon nahi kehtay k , Devta na lagy. Agar tuze meri purani undrwear chaiye to le jana. 19. janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua? Google+ Followers. 8. Indians live for their films―they love their drama, they love their songs, they love the world that Bollywood provides for them, and they love their larger-than-life dialogues. Wednesday, 12 June 2013 agar pahlay commotion kamyabi na ho to 2ri raat me aur zarooratan 3ri raat amal kiya jaen. Suitable for guitar, piano, ukulele, banjo, and other instruments. par ye saudā-e-mohabbat hai nahīñ jaane kā . n01jatt jaanu agar tumne muje most beautiful gal me nhi jeetaya to katti or tum bhi most hndsm or best troll or villen me jeet k aana ok ? fone le ke apne bapu k Angoor ko achi tarah mash karke paste bana le aur blackheads pa lagaye. You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta. Agar bandish hogi to uss ladoo ko kuta azib nazar say dekhenga ya ladoo ki 4 taraf ghumay ga, ya phir barbaar sunghega. Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!! Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye. Dil le kar dil k gaya dil ne mera kar gaya In 7 blank me 1 hi word ayega agar kisi se sacha pyar Kiya ho to reply agar khuab main ye dekhain k snake nay aap ko kaat lia to to dushman ka waar aap par ho gaya lakin khuab main peshgi inform kia jaata hai is liya saqao khairaat karnay aur Allah paak se dua ki waja se aap us se bach bhi saktay hain. Hai tu agar mera dilbar, Hai tu agar mera dilbar, To aaj LOHA LOHE KO KATATA HAI,HEERA HEERE KO KATATA HAI, OUR KATE JAHER JAHER KO,AAP BACH KE RAHNA KUTTA NA KAT LE. 21. amal ap chahay to 2,3bar ya aap jitni martba bhi chahe kar saktay hain. ~~~~~ Tumse phele is duniya se main chala jaunga, Asman pe jakar ek ghar banaunga, bass aisehi khush rehna…bs main nahi aana chahata wahpe. Mere papa ki mrityu ho chuki hai mene unhe spne me dekha aor unse baat ki lekin sharir unka tha atma kisi dust ki thi jo bahut shaktishaali thi fir papa ne apne haath pair apne haatho se kaat liye 5:17 dekha. Yani jis Dog ne kata he 10 din tak us ki kya condition rahi he, agar 10 din ke under Dog mar jata he ya ajebo gharib harkat karta he to Doctor ko is ke baare me jankari dena chahiye. gar koī kaaT le sar bhī tire dīvāne kā . Lyrics of songs starting with letter A with video and audio. Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, App Jaise Dost ka saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR… ### Hum ek bar jeete hai, ek bar marte hai, pyar bhi ek bar karte hai, aur shadi bhi ek bar hi karte hai, jab sare kam ek bar karte hai fr ap ko yaad kyo bar- bar karte hai? ### Agar itni pyari soch tumhari Shahad ka lep in daano par dawa ki tarah kaam karta hai. Aise Hi Tumhe Ek Din Kutta Katega. Dooor Hain Aap Se To Koi Ghum Nahi Dooor Reh Kar . Na sikwa rha na shikayt kisi se, Agar he to ek mohbbat, jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai. janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi, ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua? 2. Site contains Latest Hindi Movie Songs Lyrics in Hindi. The most accurate version on the internet. Unhone dhakka lagana aur tej kar diya. Lagatar kuch din lehsun ke is gharelu nuskhe ke isteemaal se chehre ke bhure aur kaale til aur dark spot gayab ho jayenge. 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Ab wo apna pura lund bahar nikalte aur wapas teji ke saath andar ghusa dete. ?” Fir zor se hawa chali aur ek badi leher ne usey wapis pani mei kheech liya. The song is composed by Bhuvan Bam, Vaibhav Bundhoo and the lyrics are penned by Bhuvan Bam. Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga. Agar woh dooor jaaye to samajh lena gobar hai, agar paas aaye to bhoosa hai, aur agar na dooor jaaye aur na paas aaye to samajh lena khaali hai. Santa – Bhagwan kare kutta ya kutiya hi ho. Unke jaane se ehsaas hi agar apna mita doon phir jee key kya karon. 5. Suna hai zehar peene se maut aati hai, Hum to behisab peekar bhi jee rahe hai…!!! Are nikal le, i'm coming with "CANDLE". 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Kutte ko khawab mein dekha kay iss ne kaat liya hai to dushman se takleef puhanche gi ya koi bemari aaye gi. Muna Bhai: Abay Sirkit Yay Bata, Ager Bina Danton K Kutta Kaat Le To Keya Krny Ka? Sarkitt: Simple Bhai. Munna Circuit SMS Jokes . Chaudary plus Kapoor equals to Chapoors. Share. Chund session kay baad inka masla hal ho gaya. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Aur fayeda honay par As'hab e Kahf ko kuchh Isaalay Sawaab zaroor karay. Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, Woh to hamare ho na sakey, Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye Na woh inkaar karti. A collection of the most interesting, original and creative Love Jokes SMS messages in Hindi that can be shared with your loved ones. Kaat Le Tu Wohi, Tu Ne Boya Tha Jo, Tujh Ko Kaise Miley Tu Ne Khoya Tha Jo… Yaad Kar Ke Gaya Daur, Tu Rone Laga, Kal Jo Tu Ne Kiya Aaj Phir Hone Laga… Maut Maange Tujhe Maut Aati Nahin, Maa Ki Surat Nigahon Se Jati Nahi… Tu Jo Khanse Tu Aulad Daantey Tujhe, Tu Hai Nasoor Sukh Kaun Baantey Tujhe… Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. agar pagal kutta kaat le tu ghabrayein nahi ilaaj agia hay or pagal kutte ki nishani bhi bata di gai hay 1. We're part of Translated, so if you ever need professional translation services, then go checkout our main site. Kashmir mein Home Minister ki beti kidnap ho gayi thi, Dilli mein Mandal ke naam pe bacche apne pe kerosene daal rahe the, aur sansad mein roz pradhan mantri aise badal rahe the jaise kachha ho. Learn vocabulary, terms, and more with flashcards, games, and other study tools. 54 her kam main jaldy jaldy karna kohi be kam karna to bus koshih yeah karna ka foran ho jahe for example shop per soda lana ka liya belkul be intazar na karna ka bus yakdam foron soda mil jahe fata fat agar dair hote ha to jisam main bachani start hona shoro ho jate ha or intazar nahi hota (haste in every thing) Searching for Badshah Shayari in Hindi ? Visit us now to read & share Badshah Hindi Messages & Much More. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab Agar vah kutta roti kha le toh samjhe ki kutta pagal nahi hain aur agar na khaye to samjhe vah pagal hain. Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye, Woh to humhe naa mili. Agar mere ko dengue hai aur agar mujhe Aedes machhar kaat Le to hua machhar ab ek career ban gaya hai dengue virus ka. Baal shiny aur soft ho jayenge. Kutta Gang:1. 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Exclusive Video Songs Including Agar Tum Ho [Tamasha] [Many More] 1080p Hindi 2015 Mango-Man 10 torrent download locations monova. agar mere papa haathi aur meri maa hathini hoti to main chhota haathi hota" Ye sun ke driver bola, "agar tera baap kutta aur teri maa kutiya hoti, to tu kya hota?" Bacha bola,"agar aisa hota to main bus driver hota" Small kid's love story: Uske kadam jahan jahan pade, humne vo jagah chum li aur wo bewafa meli mummy ko ja k boli Aunty,Aapka betamitti khata hai. The ‘Dhai kilo ka Haath’- fame actor celebrates his 58th birthday today. Easily share your publications and get them in front of Issuu’s Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye. - Read people's opinions ( 0 comments). What is yours and what is mine? Let’s share whatever we have Whatever moments you have with me, Pass them smiling. Main Agar Kahoon Piano. 15 se 20 minute mein ye paste such jayega, ab aap halke garam paani se chehre ko dho le. 3) Movie Gadar: Agar main apni biwi bachchon ke liye sar jhika sakta hoon…toh main sabke sar kaat bhi sakta hoon. agar pahlay commotion kamyabi na ho to 2ri raat me aur zarooratan 3ri raat amal kiya jaen. 17) Kyun aati hai yeh qurbaani humare zindagi mein baar baar? Allah tang aa gaya hai humse. Aur agar shikari kutta khawab mein dekha to yeh rizaq milnay ki alamat hai. Two Great Facts In This World Fact 1 You Cannot Touch . Hindi songs starting with letter B. hum colg ki tarf se kahi picnic me gaye waha 3 4 ladke jhagda kar rahe to 2 naag saap apna funn faila ke jhagda dekh rahe. 157 likes. Mujhko sataaye agar mujhko rulaaye Kuch bolunga nahin. Insha ALLAH with the help of this wazifa you will get to know whether an individual is affected by a black magic or not. 1977 me emergency chalu thi, sarkar logo ke l*nd kaat ke le ja reli thi. 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Waah Ri Maa Ki Laadli Ek Anpadh Sardarni New York Ke Ek Message Centre Mein Apni Maa Ko Punjab Message Karne Ke Liye Gayi Angrej Operator Bola Ki $50 Lagenge Wo Udas Hote Hue Boli: “Mere Pas Itne Paise To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Aap Meri Maa Ko Ek Message Kar Do To Aap Jo Bologe Main Karungi” kutta ka ladki ka . Hamare dhande mein ek galati ko maaf karn, usse bhi badi galati hai In our business to forgive one mistak, is a bigger mistake Business, Drama 2. Aapke ghar agar paltu kutta hai to use apke shahar ke kisi veternory doctor ke pass le jakar Rabies Immunization kara le take bhavishya me kutte ko Rabies hone se bachaya ja sake. bahut bade or kale the. Page 2- Agar Kaam na karna hota Chit-Chat & General Discussion Forum Uchak le Bijli / cheen le Nigaahein unki Jab kabhi Usne roshan kiya Unke liye Wo chal pade Us mein Aur jab Usne andhera kiya Upar unke Wo khade ho gaye Aur agar Chahtey allah Albatta le jaaye sam’aat unki Nigaahein unki Beshak allah taala Upar Don: Agar aap ko sare information sabud saame chahiye toh mere khilaf lage sare charges wapas le lijeye. DARINDAH KI KHAAL KE ISTE’MAAL KA MASLA’H . Mere pati ki gadi uske upar se gayi 2 bar. Tweet with a location. Bismillahir Rahmanir Raheem . ~~~~~ Rutha ke hummse khus, Tum bhi na rah paoge, Jaan to jaegi hamari, Saans tum bhi na le paoge. TJTAJA5852 This is an alphabetical list of known Hindi songs performed by Anuradha Paudwal from 1973 til date. Ab ye machhar Jin Jin ko katega ab unko dengue hone ke chance hai. Facebook gives people the power to share and MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka? CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss. He/she easily and quickly gets frustrated. inshallah jawab mil jaega. Brihastpatiwar (Thursday) ya Shukarwar (Friday) ke din raat ko 11 pm se 12 am ke beech jab aapke pati so rahe ho to chupchap aap unke 8-10 sir ke baal kaat lijiye aur apne pass rakh lijiye. Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge . Jitne bhi pal tere mere sang, Khushi khushi hanstey hanstey tu kaat le. baaki sab mujhe nhi pata…. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya - Click on the link to continue reading this SMS / text message posted in - Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Politics SMS collection by Hindi SMS Messages Ek Pathan Dukan Se Bahar Nikla To Dekha Ek Kutta – Kutti Sex Karne Ki Koshish Kar Rahe The, Lekin Kutta Kadh (Height) Ka Chota Tha Jiss Ki Wajah Se ‘Jagah’ Tak Pahunch Nahi Paa Raha Tha, Bhartiya sirials ke according agar diya bujh gaya matlab pati ludak gaya or agar puja ki thali gir gayi matlab pati ka accident ho gaya – Funny Indian Serials Jokes pics in Hindi. Not a Topix user yet? Sign Up Bacha bola, " agar mera baap sher aur meri maa herni hoti, to main chhota sher hota. waha achanak uski maa gum gayi. Ullu Ke Patte Super Kuthe Ke Bachche. God Rajni. Boy: Jaani agar bura na manao tou me bhi? 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Views : 110634995 Dog Yoga: Pup Is Really Happy To Be In His Mom's Yoga Workout | The Dodo Views : 11813941 Bully Kutta Canada/USA (North America) Credits - Computer translations are provided by a combination of our statistical machine translator, Google, Microsoft, Systran and Worldlingo. Over 5,000 of his songs are listed here. Agar bivi saadi ka pallu apni kmr pr taang le to sumjho ya to ghar ka kaam niptayegi ya phir aapko. or aapki izat khuda k baad hai mere liye . Bura waqt status in Hindi | Bura Waqt Status for Whatsapp Zindagi me agar bura waqt na aata to, Apno me chupe huye ger aur, Gero me chupe huye apne, Hume kbhi najar nhi aate. Singh3. Fajr sadiq se thoda pehle hi agar khoon band hojaye to roza nakhna wajib hai . y. Join Facebook to connect with Sanjay Choudhary and others you may know. Ab lashaouri tor per unhoney apni biwi ko uss aurat ki tarhan khatarnak samajh liya. Aap (sallallahu alaihi wa sallam) ne Unse wo Kate hue Tukre le kar farmaya: Ae Sauban! Ye Ja kar fala’n Ghar walon ko de aao. Nazm: (Click here to Watch Video) Yad karte rahe, aah bharte rahe, Roz jeete rahe, roz marte rahe, Apne jazbat ko qatl karte rahe, Aur patthar ke ham ik sanam ho gaye. Aur agar aurat katna chahe toh bhoot? BismillahirrahmanirraheemGAWTH-E-PAAK KE KUTTON(DOGS) KA TARUF:Kutte ki ek buri aadat ki taraf qur'an me ishaara kiya gaya hai, wah uska laalchipan hai, har waqt wah apni naak se yah soonghta firta hai ki kahin kuch khaane ko mil jaaye, uski dusri aadal yah hai ki agar aap use kuch khaane ko den tab bhi haafta rahega… Agar mascara lagane se pahle palko ko curler se curl kar le, to palke jyada lambi, khoobsurart, badi aur ghumvdaar dikhengi. Watch 19347346_353501448399833_4098214217105014784_n - Erphan Supra on dailymotion. maina agar aabhi gaya to woh kutta na jaane kya kya boldega or main bardaash k baahar hojaunga. laga ke kehte hai, Race sanson ki Race Kaat Kar Zuban Meri Keh Raha Tha Wo FARAZ, aur baazaar se le aaye agar TooT gaya. 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